I should've paid more attention in Home Ec.

It's really sad when the hem falls out of your pants and the only solution you can think of is to Krazy Glue it back up. So yes, my pants are dotted with superglue. I really wish I'd kept a needle and thread around. Or that I'd learned how to use them. Or that I had a pant-hemmer on staff at my apartment. Oh well. They're staying up- that's all that matters.