Dr. T: Pearls of Wisdom

Example #1:
"The cells migrate using filopodia. What are filipodia? Break it down- podia, as in pods, because they're able to move."
Because we all know pods just wander all over the place (peas are the perfect example.) That's also why they named portable storage after them.

Example #2:
"A woman is born with all the eggs she'll ever have in her lifetime. You would think that a voluptuous 20-year old woman would have the most eggs, but you would be wrong. The babies are full of eggs."
Wow dude. Way to make biology creepy as hell.

**On a side note, I just want to give Dr. T some props for being able to once again squeeze into the same tightass pants that he's been wearing every day for the past 2 weeks. Way to be.