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Many Americans apparently cannot understand why Canada has no interest what so ever in being a part of the US planned missile defense system. So, in a modest and Canadian way I would like to attempt to explain the mysterious and mind fogging perplexities of our logic.

1. It won't work. You might as well have a blind old woman try to knock down the incoming missiles with a pebble, a stick and a rubber band.

2. Canada hasn't pissed off any country enough to make it want to nuke us.

3. Missiles that fly over Canada immediately turn into flowers and rainbows.