Who wears short shorts?

Unfortunately I do. For some reason, shorts get shorter every single year. But today, in honor of the high of 78 degrees, I will be sportin' some shorts. Wooo! I'm not really big on wearing shorts, because I'm not into blinding people with my snowy white legs...but today I will make an exception. So, if you see me walking toward you, maybe avert your eyes. Or keep your sunglasses on. Laters!