You're not the boss of me.

Or at least you shouldn't be. If you want me to call around town asking about tobacco cessation programs, but you instead ask me to inquire into "tobacco sensation" programs, you should not be my boss. You should be kicked in the head though. Twice.

Or as Toby Keith suggests, receive "a boot in the ass" since that is the "American way." Way to be Toby....way to show the compassion of the most powerful nation in the world. Courtesy of the red, white, and blue? When did we get courteous? (By the way, I know that song is old as the hills, but I don't keep up with Country music, so I just found out about it. Sorry.)