It's 2:52 AM I must be thirsty

This is the second time I've awakened tonight. Maybe it's due to the fact that I was in bed asleep at 10:15 PM. I was so tired! But then, I woke up at 12:45 AM, starving and ever so thirsty although I'd eaten supper at 8:30. So, I polished off a calzone I had left over from Petrucelli's, drank a lot of water, and went back to bed. 2 hours later, I wake up again, parched. I was so very hot and thirsty. So I just turned off the heat and drank an entire bottle of water. I'm guessing my next move will be to wake up in another 2 hours because I will have wet the bed with how much water I've had. Only way to find out is to head back to bed. Sayonara!