Just Shoot Me.

I swear, if the person who's robbing people in the parking lot tries it on me, I'll just tell him. Apparently last night at 9 PM, someone was "personally robbed" in the parking lot behind my apartment building. The apartment people's solution? "Don't come home alone." Guys, they're one-bedroom apartments. We're alone. And I'm going to have a heck of a time finding someone who wants to come on organ center runs with me, and then walk me into my apartment at 3 AM.

Crime totally blows.