Thursday, April 07, 2005

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I know that’s like saying ‘water is wet’ but I can’t help myself. Now, Seacrest bashing is already a well covered topic. Hell, it’s practically why Al Gore invented the Internet and letter bombs in the first place. I would only do this if I had something completely original to say about him. Here goes:

Ryan Seacrest is a malignant, 12 lb. tumor on the neck of humanity.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dante Kobb said...

Hey, thanks for the comment. And for quoting me on your site! I'm flattered. I think you're funny too. Loved the tranquilizer line, and your fighting music theory is hilarious.

Suggestion - if you want to avoid a fight, play Tom Jones for your attacker. There's no way you can be angry once you hear 'Sex Bomb'.

Thu Apr 07, 08:18:00 PM PDT  
Blogger mance01 said...

No way dude...Tom would be so ashamed if someone used him to back down from a fight! If you're going to do something like that, use a U2 song. Bono is all about some peace.

Fri Apr 08, 03:23:00 PM PDT  

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