Conversations with C
C: Girl, [my boyfriend] said that if you go to the bar over at the Fox and Hound, you will be swarmed with guys.
Me: What? The 40-year-old men that can afford to eat there?
C: He says they're all 20-30 years old.
Me: Hmm. My luck all the balding irritating guys on the 30-year-old side of the spectrum will swarm at me.
C: Apparently the girls that hang out there aren't attractive.
S: (in my mind) Wow. My life is now officially pathetic.
Sadly I have been reduced to finding places where the ugly girls hang out. So I can swoop in and shine by comparison. Oh what a glamorous life I do lead. ;)
posted by mance01 @ 21:39
2 Comments:
haha. hahaha. good one. maybe you could google "places where ugly girls hang out" to find a couple of places to try. :-Þ
In my mind whatever. You said it outloud. You're not afraid.
That's why you're not afraid to go swoop in on the Fox and Hound's drink specials!!!!!!!
And I will totally talk to ugly guys for you while you talk to hot ones.
I may even let one of the uglies touch my forearm or breathe in my general direction. Anything to help your cause, girl.
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