Wake-Up Test

I believe there are many ways to determine whether or not you should be awake. If it is physically painful to open your eyes, you probably need 30 more minutes. If you can't remember how to make coffee...30 more minutes. Things like that. Another good test?

If you think the toilet seat is down, making it safe to sit on while putting on your socks, and then discover it's not? You probably need thirty more minutes. If you discovered this by sitting down and briefly falling into the toilet, you probably need another hour.

I need another hour.