"Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination!"

Guys, what is up with the ocean???

First, they got the crocodile hunter. Point for the ocean...cause seriously I think we all had money on the reptiles.

Then today I hear about this. A stingray jumped into their boat, and then pierced the guy through the chest. Since when are stingrays such cold-blooded gangstas?

Also, is it just me or is this whole thing very reminiscent of The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode where the dolphins decide to take over the land?

I'm just saying...watch out for sea creatures.

Chief Wiggum: (inspecting Lenny's body) "Hmm. Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom."