How to Tell I'm Sleepy

1. I am overly affectionate. Man I love eeeverybody when I'm tired. And I make sure they know it.

2. The music the answering service runs over the phone while I'm on hold makes me cry. Not because I'm on hold, but because I think the song is really beautiful. (I think this morning's selection may have been "Danny Boy." I don't really remember. Of course, I barely remember my own name right now, so it's not that shocking.)

3. I make appointments to see doctors I've been too terrified to go to. I hate going to the doctor and/or dentist. Especially the dentist. But I made an appointment. Because I'm punch drunk.

4. I crave sandwiches. Seriously. I would inhale a sandwich right now.