O Tannenbaum

So this is the only non-blurry picture of our Christmas tree. Which is sad, because the thing's not even decorated. Of course, this is also pre-wilting. Because our tree became (presumably) clogged with sap and started to wilt a couple days after its decoration. But as you can see, its size clearly dictates that we would not be moving it, drilling on it, or breathing in its general vicinity for fear of it falling on someone and killing them. The tree was ginormous. For scale, that's my youngest sister Jo in the foreground. She's probably, I dunno, 5' tall? Maybe 4'8 or something. And that ladder is a full-size ladder. Which is extended about 2-3 rungs in order to reach the beam on the ceiling/top of the tree. Point of the story, monster tree.