Attention Inmates

Everyone in the complex had a note on their doors upon arrival home yesterday. The content of the letters follows:

Dear Residents,

On Friday, March 3, repairs are going to be made which will make it necessary to turn off the water to the entire apartment community for the day. We hope that this will not be a major inconvenience for you because of the advance notice.

Sincerely,
Jackass Landlord

Great. I guess I'm going to go stand under some running water...since apparently that will be an impossible feat tomorrow.