Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Love Down Under

"Did your husband have any transmissible diseases?"
"Yes, he had koala chlamydia. But we were both treated for it."
"Excuse me?"
"Chlamydia."
"Right, but what kind?"
"Koala."
"Is that a specific strain?"
"Yes. It's the strain transmitted by koalas."
"What was your husband doing with the koalas?"
"He worked in a zoo and caught it from a koala."
"Um, okay."

Three possibilities:
1. Koalas can give you chlamydia by touching you.
2. This woman is totally gullible and her husband used it to hilarious advantage.
3. This man did something oh-so-wrong with and/or to a koala bear.

I guess it was true. Although I still think it's fishy.

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