Thoughts

I just walked into the kitchen, and the sunlight was pouring in the blinds.

I should go outside and lay by the pool and work on my tan.
No, then I'll get all hot and need a shower.
I can't shower, I don't have any clean towels.
I dont want to do laundry.
I think I'll get back in the bed and watch Napoleon Dynamite.

I think that was the saddest chain of thought I've ever had.