Dispatches from Unemployment

I'm not really unemployed, but my freedom from the land of cubicles and the abundance of free time during the day certainly makes it feel like I am. So, I will recap my day for those of you who would like to be unemployed vicariously through me (it's more affordable this way.)

I woke up at around 9:30 AM because my family called me. So, I got up, turned on Looney Tunes, and climbed back into bed. I got back up after that, turned on some music, and took a shower. For those of you that know me, I have 46 pounds of hair on my head. So it takes me a lot of time and energy to blowdry/straighten it every day. After doing that, I was a little tired. So I came back into the bedroom, turned on "Castaway" and promptly fell back asleep. Reawakened at approximately 3 PM to another phone call. Went to school for about an hour, got a call from my job, went to work at 5 PM and was home by 9:30 PM. And now it's 10:30 and I'm about to go back to bed. So, to sum up: unemployment=catching up on all the sleep I've missed over the course of my entire life. It's pretty sweet. :)

Oh, and the SpongeBob Squarepants movie (which I watched while drying my hair) is not very good. Particularly the part with David Hasselhoff. It's so stupid it makes you cringe. And there are a lot of close-ups of David Hasselhoff's body. How did that make it into a children's movie? Surely looking at that stunts your growth or something. *shrug* oh well...they're not my kids. Laters!