An Open Letter to the Windy City

Dear Chicago,

I am coming to visit you in a couple weeks. Please warm up before I get there. Because I have lots of cute summer clothes. And I want to wear them while I am visiting you. I do not want to revert to my sweatshirts....plus I already put them away for the season, and digging them out is a pain in the ass. So, for my convenience, let's kick it up a few degrees huh? Thanks :)

Love,
Sam