In the Car

I took a little trip into the country today with C and our friends R and S who are a couple.

R: "I want to take a karate class. That way I'll be able to karate chop people on their pressure points. I'll be dangerous!"
S: "Mmhmmm."
R: "You better watch out! These hands are registered weapons!"
S: rolling eyes "Those hands are registered sex offenders."