XXX Thickburger

Hardee's has the most disgusting commercials on television. Not only will everything on their menu give you a heart attack, now the size of the burger isn't the only thing that will nauseate you.

Penguin Calls

Check this out for a laugh. Make sure you click "see intro" before you start clicking on numbers. # 7 is my favorite, but only because it's totally me. Laters!

Daughters

Go to this website and click on the video for "Daughters." The video doesn't do much for me, but the song makes me cry. A lot. Stupid sisters growing up and making me cry.

Finally!!

Thank God J.K. Rowling has gotten back to work! She needs to quit getting married and having babies and stay focused!! Apparently she's pregnant with time-burglar #3, so don't hold your breath for the last Harry Potter book.

Peep this, Homeslice

Okay, I may be a Christian, but I know funny when I see it. Skip these if you're easily offended by sacrilege. (Sorry.)

* Mmmm...what's that smell? Oh, it's Jesus.

* Convert the Heathens!!

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Okay, so it's sacrilegious. But isn't it just a little bit funny? When I saw it in the store, I almost died laughing. Click on the cover here...kind of drives it home. Hehehe. I don't like George Carlin at all....and I picked up the book and thumbed through it and it didn't look good at all...but kudos on the title.

I Heart Michael Ian Black

ON BEING A CANDIDATE

TO TAKE OVER A LATE-NIGHT

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